The fish wears the scarf but the turkey wants the belt

No I haven't had a stroke I'm learning to speak Portuguese and this is one of the sentences I've learnt, handy I know. But the logic behind learning random sentences is that you actually learn the meaning of the words and grammar as opposed to just learning phrases like a parrot. It does mean that I look like an absolute nutter walking around my neighbourhood I-pod on talking about dirty jellyfish and free cupboards to myself.